OK, it’s not quite like that but facts are stranger than fiction when it comes to sex discrimantion, facebook and their community standards! As you probably know, and quite possibly to your cost, Facebook have a strict no nudity, no nipples policy. Of course, this is to prevent the fabric of society crumbling into depravity at the sight, despite the fact that the vast majority of us were exposed, in the flesh, to a vagina at the moment of our birth and frequently had our mother’s nipples happily and repeatedly thrust in our faces on demand 🙂 Anyway, this is not about babies being deemed a suitable audience whilst adults should not even be allowed to see photos. This is far more crazy!
It seems that nipples are acceptable and in no way offensive per se. According to Facebook, your nipples are only offensive because you thoughtlessly choose to identify as a female and, presumably, as human! It is this selfish and wilful choice that makes your nipples a threat to common decency and gives them the power to corrupt! By the simple expedient of identifying as male or, I assume, trans-species (yes, it’s a thing, these days), you can avoid traumatising the general public and freely display them. As if by magic, those self same nipples will instantly cease to offend. What is offensive is your choice of identity, it seems. Yes, you have commited a thought crime so Facebook will punish you. Optionally, these days you are free to identify as a dragon, a cat or even an elf and I suspect all would be able to freely flaunt their unoffensive nipples.
I clearly need to get in touch with the modern world as I thought you had to be crazy to believe something like that. According to ForsythStories, even that old sterotypical symptom of thinking you are Napoleon or somebody is fine these days, unless it’s just a result of cut-backs in mental health ;-D
“Mental health professionals are ditching the long-held view that people who believe they are Napoleon are necessarily crazy. Such colorful individuals are actually quite normal, many shrinks now say – and if anyone needs medication, it’s family members who refuse to acknowledge that their relative is the 19th century French emperor!”
Yeah, I know, the truth and satire are becoming hard to tell apart in this age of identity politics and Trumps’ reality satire! However, on a more serious note, as far as I know, the screen shot below is genuine:
You really couldn’t make this shit up! Of course, if you don’t want to re-identify or feel this is discriminatory, please involve your favourite activists and let Mark Zuckerberg know your opinion. Anyway, that’s all from me as I have to go and post photos of my nuts as, today, I identify as a squirrel. Thankfully, not this squirrel!
