Sorry, Kelis, but my shibari brings all the girls to the yard 🙂 Your boys are welcome to your milkshake, as delightful as it might be.
I just realised how easily her song, ‘Milkshake’, lends itself to a parody about shibari teachers. I only had to change three words…erh, I mean, it’s simply a case of parallel development. You have my word as an ex-photocopier salesman ;-D Anyway, thanks to Willow Malone on Fiverr.com, I now have the version below recorded. The next job is to make a(n un)suitable rope-related video to accompany it. Hopefully, we can shoot something after BOUND on Friday. I already have some very hot volunteers for the ‘girls in the yard’: Ayumi LaNoire and Didi aka Dutch Dame.
You can listen here:
‘The Shibari Teacher’s Song’
My shibari brings all the girls to the yard,
And they’re like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the girls go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I bind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The girls are waiting
My shibari brings all the girls to the yard,
And they’re like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see you’re on it,
You want me to teach the
Techniques that freaks these girls,
It can’t be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la…
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On the subject of parody videos, Kinoko Hajime’s ‘Gangnam Style’, made with the staff of KunKun, was epic. Just in case you missed it, here it is: